Ferrall-A-Vent Thursday June 24, 2010
Ferrall Can’t Believe What Lou Revealed About Himself Wednesday Night!!
How could I go through the day without commenting on what happened last night after the show walking down the street? I was with Sweet Lou, Rassan Salom, Begin to Begin and Uncle Frutrelli kicking it and just strolling along. We have to wait for the traffic rolling down Seventh with a lot of hectic activity going on and these two hotties walked by us and then Lou says the quote of the year. Coming out of nowhere Lou, in a state of flux says, “I want Dick.” I couldn’t even understand it at first but the first words out of his mouth were, and this is in front of like 15 people standing at the corner, after he sees the hot chicks he says, “I want dick”. I couldn’t even believe it and we broke out in laughter, hooting and hollering, laughing, spitting, crying and coughing. People that didn’t even know him were making fun of him and giving him strange looks like he was some kind of a freak. We thought he had crossed over and if flamer boy would have been there he would have jumped his bones. It was an incredible moment in history for me to hear Lou finally admit that he wants dick. I mean it really set me off on my vacation on the right note. I immediately had to take Lou for a shot and a beer to make sure that he was okay because I didn’t know I was going to witness such a stunning revelation late at night like, that was bigger than anything that happened yesterday. It was bigger than the U.S. 1-0 win on Donovan’s goal in the World Cup, bigger than the Texas Ranger’s ten game winning streak, it was bigger than L.T.’s indictment on rape charges, and bigger than Freddy Gonzalez getting fired as the manager of the Marlins. It was bigger than anything in sports, simple as that.
The only thing it wasn’t bigger than was ScottBeatstheMan.com and the fact that I had hit 16 games on Wednesday. I had hit 51 games over four days and then all of a sudden you add 16 more to the fray? That’s 67 baby! That’s what I’m talking about in a five day span. Sitting on that sizzle pace again and taking it in cause I can’t be touched!
I’m up here at Crystal Springs where I have big plans for the first annual Ferrall Open Golf Tournament. It’ll be going down the Friday and Saturday of August 27 and 28 and I’ve been talking to the people while I’m here to get things set up and it’s going to be kick ass. It’s up by Mountain Creek, the old Playboy Club, and they have seven championship courses. It turns out from what they’re telling me we’re going to be playing on Black Bear and it should be just a kick ass day. We’re bringing that all together, trying to make it happen and trying to make it an incredible event for you the fans. We’re going to get some big names out there, broadcasters and athletes both retired and current. I’m still in here at the lodge with 34C, the Young Gun and Lil’ Mac as well as Dr. Pete and Dr. Kelly and we’re taking it in, drinking some tea in the sun, drinking some spiced rum, busting off some shots and beers and eating filet mignon. The predictions were for heavy rain but it was sunny, just a perfect day and we swam all day, copped some rays and had a couple beverages. We’re going out for a fancy dinner tonight to see our girl Kat. She used to work on the Stern show as an intern, I got her that gig after I met her here originally. She runs the tavern at this joint and is just cool as shit. Tomorrow is another big day of swimming and golfing. We’re going to the driving range, the punting green and the chipping sand dunes of love. 34 C and I are working it in the sack, getting a little action in, you gotta love that.
I just wanted to check in even though I’m off tonight. The crew’s doing the show tonight as you know and tomorrow Riley Martin’s doing the show and I’m back on the air Monday night. Check my Facebook out at facebook.com/scottferrall79 or follow me on twitter at @scottferrall. Don’t forget to bid to go to a Mets game with me this summer with you and your buddies where we’ll chug beer and watch the Mets at Citi Field. Go to 15foundation.org or on Facebook at facebook.com/charitybuzz or on Twitter at @charitybuzz. Have a great night! Hope the show is rocking and remember that Lou wants dick and I think that says it all doesn’t it?!?!
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