Ferrall-A-Vent Thursday July 15, 2010
Ferrall Couldn’t Stand ESPN’s Ass-Kissing Festival!!
The self-promotion kings were at it again last night. ESPN are the original ass-kissers of the sports world. We just got done watching them suck Lebron James’ dick during “The Decision”, and now we’re strapping ourselves in for another summer of them sucking off Brett Favre with his annual saga of whether or not he’ll come back and play. But last night may be the worst, when they had their own Oscars, the ESPY’s, which no one gives a rat’s ass about. Oh, they get all the biggest names in sports and gather them in Los Angeles for one big night of sucking each other off, is that supposed to be impressive?!? Plus they had their 3-hour red-carpet ass-kissing special with all these athletes that was so painful and I couldn’t believe some of the stupid questions I heard people asking, including Erin “The Wicked Witch of the East” Andrews, although I will say she looked good in her tight dress. But, just seeing some of the stupidity of it all and the sucking up, like listening to Kenny Chesney tell me about the life lessons he learned playing high school football, were just hilarious. I mean, I’ll give it to the athletes, like Lindsey Voon, Drew Brees and the flying tomato, Shaun White, because they do their thing and that’s what we like watching and being a part of. But I get so sick and tired of this bullshit ESPN and their sucking up to these people and playing like they’re all best friends with them and analyzing the awards, trying to break down the categories. Really the only good thing about that whole event is looking at all the smoking hot chicks that were at it, because I really don’t care about the multimillion-dollar players, I’d rather look at the hot chicks and I know you would too.
We had a great show anyway with no games on. We had Eugene Monroe of the Jaguars, Jim Florentine called in and Brian Katrek was previewing the British Open. We’ll have Katrek on from PGA Radio on XM the rest of this week to recap what’s happening at St. Andrews. Plus we have Shuli and his buddy, John Tole, a comedian from San Francisco, the East Bay. Plus Sid Rosenberg stops back in with his buddy Eddie Roman and we’ve got Curt Menefee of Showtime tuning us up for the ShoBox event Friday night on Showtime. It should be a great show!
We’ll rage tonight at 8PM East (5PM West) as usual on Sirius XM’s Howard 101 and don’t forget to check me out on Facebook. You’ve got to see the clips from yesterday from the White Castle blowup and the Burger King prostitute, pimp, and ho fight in the parking lot of a Burger King in Oakland, Cali. They were absolutely hilarious links on my Facebook page at Facebook.com/scottferrall79 and you can follow me on Twitter on @scottferrall. Scottbeatstheman.com is where you go for my baseball picks, there’s seven games tonight as they start the second half at MLB and so we’re gonna start getting the picks up again after the three-day break with no games.
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