Ferrall-A-Vent Monday March 15, 2010
Ferrall Gets Washed Out of House and Home!!
You freaks would not believe what I’ve been through the last few days!! We’ve gotten hit with a Monsoon in the Northeast U.S. of like we were Noah in the Bible…actually I think I saw my neighbor building an arc the other day in his back yard. He promised me a good spot if I hook him up with some Northern Cali and a couple Vikes. But the Ferrall-a-placial has been without power since 5PM on Saturday night and 5 hours later my emergency battery on my sump pumps died so the Ferrall-a-Celler flooded yet again!! It got completely flooded!! Worse than ever beore!! I was knee deep in rain water!! Home Studio….RUINED!! Washer/Dryer…RUINED!! Steeler Couch and Penguin Recliner…RUINED!! Kids Toys…RUINED!! The fire department came and shut off the furnace so it doesn’t leak and said we couldn’t live there anymore on Sunday!! I GOT KICKED OUT OF MY OWN HOUSE!! Power is out all over Jersey and we’re not getting it back till Thursday!! Kids are at their Aunt’s and 34C and I are living in friends spare rooms and couches like vagrants!! I’m still in to do the show tonight though cause I’m a trooper and can’t take 3 straight weeks off on the fans!!
NCAA Tourney field was announced last night!! We’ll talk about the match-ups!! Who got lucky to sneak in, who got screwed and is playing in the Not Invited Tournament and who is whining about their seeds (looking at you Huggins!). We’ll recap the awesome conference tournaments that wrapped up this weekend! Kansas/KState was a great one in the Big 12! Did you see Butler’s last second shot to win the Big East Tourney at the Mecca!?!? How about that Kentucky basket with less than a second left by Cousins to keep Mississippi State from winning the SEC and going to the Big Dance!! Evan Turner had that sick game winner in the semis before Ohio State rolled in the Big Ten Title Game!! March should be madder than it ever has been before!!
There were some signings and trades in the NFL over the weekend too!! Delhomme is going to make almost 20 Milliion this year after getting signed to a 2 year deal by the Browns that will pay him 7 million to QB the Browns this season!! Did Holmgren not see game film on this guy in Carolina the two years!?!?! Then Cleveland traded Brady Quinn over to the Broncos for a pick and Petyon Hillis…your QB situation just keeps getting worse Denver!! Miss Cutler again?!?! Jets signed LT to a 2 year deal for 5.7million. Was Rex Ryan even watching how bad this guy looked against them in the playoffs last year?? Thomas Jones had twice the amount of yards and was going to make close to the same amount and they release him to bring up Thomas Jones had twice the amount of yards and was going to make close to the same amount and they release him to bring up Thomas Jones had twice the amount of yards and was going to make close to the same amount and they release him to bring in Tomlinson?!?! Does this team ever not stab itself in the back!! Speaking of the Jets and going under the knife, you see Rex Ryan got a band put around his stomach!! I know a few other football coaches that could use that procedure!!
Pacquiao won his big fight in Big D over the weekend!! He dominated Clottey!! One Judge gave him every round while the other two gave him all but one round!! I hope he and Floyd put their bullshit aside after Mayweather fights Mosley cause there is no one else out there for these two guys to fight. They arehe and Floyd put their bullshit aside after Mayweather fights Mosley cause there is no one else out there for these two guys to fight. They are both at the top of their games and it would be ridiculous and awful for boxing for them to continue to fight anyone but each other. That’s if Pac-Mantop of their games and it would be ridiculous and awful for boxing for them to continue to fight anyone but each other. That’s if Pac-Man doesn’t retire to go fade away into oblivion as a politician in the Philippines.
ESPN is putting out stupid stories about trades that will never happen yet again as they say that the Phillies are having internal discussions about trading Ryan Howard for Pujouls!! The Phillies GM has said they are flat out lies!! Even if the Phils were thinking about it would anyone in the St. Louis front office be dumb enough to get rid of one of the best pure hitters in baseball ever!! NO!! This trade would never go down because Pujouls is 100 times better player than Howard!! He is also not a fat-ass and is a Gold Glove first baseman!! Stop trying to make things up to get attention ESPN!!
Did you see that vicious hit Ovi put on Cambell of the Hawks yesterday in the NHL!! He got tossed for boarding in the first period and the league will look at it to see if he’ll get another suspension like he did for that dirty knee to knee hit he landed on Gonchar last year!! Caps still won in OT though as Backstrom took the offensive lead and scored the game winner!!
We’ll talk about everything that went on over the weekend on the show tonight at 8PM ET, 5PM West on Sirius XM’s Howard 101!!
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