Ferrall-A-Vent Monday June 21, 2010
Ferrall Loves Golfer Meltdowns!!
The U.S. Open final round from Pebble Beach was awesome yesterday, wasn’t it? Graeme McDowell, the Irishman, gets it done with a smooth finish par on 18 to get it done. Havret, from France, had to birdie 17 or 18 to tie it and he couldn’t do it. On 17 he couldn’t hit the green but nobody could. Seven guys in the entire round hit the green on 17, a Par 3, on the fly into the ocean, it is just too hard of a hole. They all played the wrong club, hitting four irons when it’s a least a three iron into that wind, and none of them could land it. So all McDowell had to do was par out and he did, and it was cool. He did it in front of his dad and he said after the win, his first major, that he was just glad that they keep the pubs open late in Northern Ireland to drink Guinness all night, Shake It Up! Anyway, I just thought the most interesting thing about it was watching people choke like Dustin Johnson. Remember the last week when I was talking on the air about this guy and it seemed too classic that he boogied 18 and then lost in the playoffs. The same kind of thing happened this time around in the U.S. Open. Dustin Johnson was the leader by three strokes in the beginning of the round and the final one to tee off. On the second hole he triple boogied, third hole he double boogied, before it was all over he was like 11 shots over for the day and had the most miserable round anyone could ever dream of in a final round of a major with the lead. This guy had the epic collapse of all collapses and it got worse on every hole. He was missing 2, 3 and 4 foot putts, he was sinking balls out of bounds. At one point he lost the ball in the weeds and they looked for it and they found the ball 15 seconds after the five minute he was allotted to look for it had expired so he got cost another stroke. The guy must be in a rubber room after that. I just thought it was hilarious because it makes him so human. These pros think they’re hot shit, they’re so elitist in their fancy clothes, all their endorsements, and they all have their caddies and handlers and agents and photographers, and the media people sucking their balls. Just watching them melt down and implode is what I love the best, I mean I just can’t get enough of it. Two weeks in a row I see a pro just melt down and completely blow their chance at glory and a ton of money. Every shot he missed he lost more money and I thought it was hilarious, I can’t get enough of that fucking shit.
I’m watching the World Cup every day. Did you see the French team? They’re trying to kill each other. The head of the federation quit, one of the players told the coach to go fuck himself and they called him a bastard. There’s been in-fighting and they hate each other so much that they barely want to play and yesterday they wouldn’t practice. I love that shit because I hate French people, except for my friends from Saint Martin, I like them and their hot girlfriends.
Roger Federer today at the opening day of Wimbledon had to go five sets to win his match, that can’t be a good sign. I’m just glad something’s happening besides baseball. You have the World Cup, Wimbledon and baseball and that’s really it. Tonight there are only three games in baseball including the Yanks being out in Arizona.
We’re trying to organize the first ever Ferrall-a-Vidian Open golf tournament for August 27 and 28 at Crystal Springs Resort in Hamburg, New Jersey. It’s up at Mountain Creek. We’re working on it and details will be coming on FerrallRadio.com. I’m was hotter than a pancake on a skillet picking winners in baseball all weekend, just massive hits, as well as World Cup. Noboby can slow me down, I’m picking so many winners it’s not even funny, so you have to go to ScottBeatstheMan.com every day. We gave you nothing but wins in the Ultimate Fighter 11 on Saturday night and I gave you Andre Ward over Green in boxing. It was a huge weekend and ScottBeatstheMan.com is where you get it done. Don’t forget to follow my show on Facebook at facebook.com/scottferrall79 and at Twitter at @Scott Ferrall.
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See you tonight at 8PM East (5PM West) on Howard 101 on Sirius XM. Shake It Up!!
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