Ferrall-A-Vent Friday August 6, 2010
Ferrall Loves Watching Tiger Get Worse and Worse!!
I really don’t think there’s anything that makes me happier than seeing Tiger Woods imploding on a golf course!! I know that imploding is not like the definition of you or I having a bad round of golf and blowing up on the course and having double bogies and three-putting every other green and finishing with 100-plus, which is not happening on my watch anyway. But I’m just saying imploding for Tiger is shooting four over at Firestone in the Bridgestone Invitational in Akron. That’s really imploding for him, think about it, he’s won the tournament seven times but he opened with a 74 in the first round yesterday and found himself ten shots behind the leader, Bubba Watson, who was at six under. I mean that’s just craziness! There’s all kinds of big names on the leader board. Phil’s only two back, Phil Michelson, and if Phil Michelson wins this tournament he’s the new No. 1 golfer in the world. Tiger’s at four over and let’s face it, he did crappy, I mean for his standards, in the British Open, in the U.S. Open and all that’s left for him is the PGA Championship, but the way he’s playing now there’s no way he’s winning that. He’s just not playing good golf. He even said this week he doesn’t practice like he used to because he’s got nothing but problems off the course with the impending divorce and just trying to get time to see his kids after what he did to destroy his family. We all know what that was, he banged 100 whores. It’s taken its toll on him mentally and physically on the golf course, he’s not the same guy. He still cusses and screams and gets mad but he’s no longer smiling on the golf course at all and he no longer scares anybody and wins. A 74 out of the gates in the first round of that tournament sucks for Tiger even though it would be a great round for you and me. I enjoy watching him shoot a 74, because I’ve had a couple of good rounds this summer and I could easily turn a 74 one of these days and that means if I have a 74 and Tiger has a 74, you know something’s wrong with him, because I had an 80 on my birthday but that was with four bogies on the last five holes.
I was talking to Brian Katrek of PGA radio on the show last night and he said any beer over three beers you get all the strokes off. But, you have to have at least three beers to get the beer count to qualify. I had nine beers, so he said that’s nine strokes off my score so I should have had a 71, which means I would have beaten Tiger! So what does that say about how bad Tiger sucks these days?!?! I mean, it’s pretty bad, right?!?! But I enjoy it cause he hooked up with all the hookers, fucked them all and then his whole world imploded and think about what’s happened to him since last Thanksgiving. I mean his whole world has turned upside down and taken a shit on him, and he deserves it! So I love watching when he sucks and I love watching when he never wins and I hope he gets worse as this tournament goes on, even though there’s no cut. I wish he wouldn’t have made the cut, but there is no cut in the Bridgestone so he gets to play all weekend, but from right now where it stands, he’s not winning shit! See you tonight on the show, 8PM East (5PM West) on Sirius XM’s Howard 101 for a Pain-Free Friday! Shake it up!!
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