Ferrall-A-Vent Wednesday September 1, 2010
No One Wants To Talk Baseball So Ferrall Talks About Lindsey Lohan!!
Baseball is boring as hell so I’m just gonna riff on a few things that I have on my mind. First off, Sour Shoes does the best impersonations of not only myself but everybody else on Sirius and on the Howard Stern channels. Nobody can hold a candle to him, he’s the man. I’ve never heard anybody do a better impression of me anywhere, ever in the 27 years I’ve been on the radio.
The other thing I talked about on the show last night was Lindsey Lohan. I don’t care what anybody says, she’s smoking hot and I would have loved to have taken advantage of her when she was all doped up and drunk and wasted and falling down on her face while she was chasing her ugly man/boy/girl DJ friend and freaking out and losing her mind. I know eventually she’s going to get sober and they’re going to make her right again and she’s going to start making movies and be hot for a long time in Hollywood. I don’t believe it’s a good time to give up on her yet and I think she’ll get clean and be smoking hot again and making all kinds of money and guys will want her.
As far as sports, I’m just so surprised that it’s the first week of college football and I had to pull teeth last night to get fans to talk about it. I mean, what is wrong with you people?!?! Honest to God, I haven’t been this fired up in a long time to watch college football every night for the rest of the year. It’s a beautiful thing that there are games on Thursday, Friday and Saturday and that starting next week NFL will own Sunday and Monday. Obviously we know you fans never talk baseball. It doesn’t matter who is doing something in the MLB, nobody wants to talk about it. The Reds brought up Chapman, the Cuban pitcher who was throwing 100-mile-an-hour gas last night and nobody cared. Trying to pick baseball winners is the hardest thing to do on the face of the earth right now, it’s harder than stopping World Wars.
Obviously nobody wants to talk about the US Open because nobody gives a fuck about tennis and the same thing for golf. It doesn’t matter what’s going on in golf and tennis, people just don’t care. So, you’d think they’d riled up to start talking football with it coming back, especially since there’s some great games this week. Eventually everybody all got fired up about it on the show last night but I had to yank out my teeth and hair to get everybody motivated. We brought in our new intern last night, Shepherd’s Pie.
We were raging and we’ll do it again tonight. Obviously the night before college football starts we’ll preview all the games in college as well as the NFL’s final preseason games that are Thursday night. Roddick plays at the US Open Wednesday night, that should be cool. There are also four day games in baseball and a lot of night games.
I will be taping Episode 2 of “Pain Day” today at 3:45 if you want to come out to Hurley’s. It’s 48th Street between 8th and Broadway. We’ll be taping the show in the bar somewhere (either up in the tiki bar or the third floor or downstairs in one of the two bars). If you want to come out and hang with us, please be my guest and show up and we’ll have a freshy with you.
Make sure to go to ScottBeatsTheMan.com for all my picks in everything! College football’s Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday nights games are all up on the site. Thursdays NFL preseason picks are up on the site, everything’s up! Don’t forget to check FerrallRadio.com for Episode 1 of “Pain Day,” our new football show that we taped last week at Hurley’s. It should be up today at some point on the web site. Have a great day. See you at 8PM East (5PM West) on Sirius XM’s Howard 101. Shake it up!!
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