Ferrall-A-Vent Monday August 9, 2010
The Young Gun Chops Off Lil Mac’s Hair on Ferrall’s Watch!!
So the show last night was dedicated to my son Gunner after he’d chopped all of his little sister McKenna’s hair off with a pair of scissors when I was supposed to be watching him. Yeah 34C went out to run errands and said to watch the kids for a couple of hours. An hour into it, I go back to see what they’re doing in his bedroom and I see that he’s got scissors on the ground and they were playing around and I told him not to let his sister get a hold of those scissors because she’s only two going on three in October and I can’t have her playing with scissors. So I told him if she got a hold of those scissors that he was going to have nothing but trouble from me and he said don’t worry. Then an hour later she comes running out in some ballerina outfit with a wand and a couple of fairy wings sticking out of the back of her dress and I’m like what’s up and I didn’t notice that she looked different. I kind of did but I just thought she was crazy or something and I didn’t catch it at first. So 34C ended up showing up back at the house and she’s back there looking at them and she starts screaming and I go running back like something’s wrong and there is Gunner looking like he just robbed a bank. Gunner was busted cold turkey and 34C’s holding a cereal bowl filled with McKenna’s hair and it was just unbelievable. He went to town on her head and gave her like the ultimate buzz cut chopping chunks of her hair out and she had like this gigantic mullet in the back instead of the really long hair that had taken al 2 years and 10 months to grow. She had never gotten a haircut since she’s been alive. She just has that rock and roll look and her hair’s curly and crazy and just a giant mess usually and she’s wild and crazy. But he just chopped it all off and then left a mullet in the back. I mean it was worse then Tim Tebow’s Friar Tuck haircut at the Broncos’ training camp when all the rookies had all their hair cut off and were given just miserable looking doos. Gunner was stunned when he got in all kinds of trouble and I told him if he ever touched her again with scissors or hit her or anything like that that he’d be grounded for a month, no TV, no playing, no swimming, no friends, no nothing, it was just ugly.
I can’t believe it happened but the good thing that came out of it was that they all came on the show last night, including 34C who has never been on this show except for maybe a second or two when she was in the studio one night when she refused to go on even then. So to hear her come on the show last night was great, even if it was to talk about the fact that she wasn’t going to have sex with me until the hair grew back, which could take three months just to start showing. That was a situation in itself that I have to deal with now, that she’s going to shut me down from any ass from this point forward until the hair comes back and it’s funny having Gunner and McKenna on the show laughing about it and you wise cracking me and saying all kinds of crazy shit on the air. It was really funny, if you missed it you lose!
We’ll be on tonight at 8 PM East (5PM West) talking about all the baseball games and talk about how all week Thursday, Friday and Saturday we’ll have NFL Preseason games going. I hit the Cowboys over the Bengals in the first pre-season game for you against the spread. Yanks and Red Sox split their series over the weekend and tonight the Yankees are at Arlington in a battle of first place teams. It should be a great series! See you on the air! Shake it up!!
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